It’s weird that I wrote about a film with a subplot involving a lecherous critical studies professor on the first day of my cultural studies seminar. Not planned, I swear. Anyway, most of us in the humanities aren’t Kyle MacLachlan in Me Without You. But a number of us are Michelle Williams. Some of us are also Anna Friel at the same time because we have layers, dammit. Here’s to the first day of spring term and, therefore, berets.